remunerate lambaste: Baltimore daily deals for Sept. 16 ? Baltimore on the Cheap

Updo and Mani-Pedi for One, Two, or Four Kids at Pretty Girls Rock (Up to 69% Off)

Scientists agree that children are our future, which is why most children are sealed in time capsules with a flashlight and a stack of magazines. Give a child something he or she will really dig with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$19 for a Rock Girl package with mani-pedi and updo for one child (a $45 value)
$35 for the above package for two children (a $90 value)
$55 for the above package for four children (a $180 value)

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Goats really love old gum.

$20 for $50 Worth of Cell Phones and Accessories at AT&T/Communications Electronics

Over time, cell phones have become man's best friend, much to the chagrin of dogs and Jeremy, who's known man since elementary school. Get a better connection with this Groupon.

$20 for $50 Worth of Phones and Accessories

Shoppers outfit their phones with OtterBox Defender cases ($49.99), Jabra headsets ($39.99), iPhone cases ($29.99+), and dual-output UBS port chargers ($29.99).

Communications Electronics

After 36 years in business, authorized AT&T retailer, Communications Electronics knows a thing about outfitting its customers with the latest in mobile phone and wireless equipment, new iPhones and accessories. The company traces its history in the metro region back 34 years, when most homes relied on landlines, and cell phones were heavy bricks likely to start dangerous fires. Through it all, the company rode the wave of up-and-coming technology, earning a loyal and expansive customer base through friendly, knowledgeable service, and frequent package upgrades. Today, the store sells the space-age LG Nitro 4G, iPhone 4S, and HTC Titan II phone, augmented with accessories such as armor-clad Defender cases, dual-port chargers, and Bluetooth headsets.

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$30 for $60 Worth of American Food and Drinks on Sunday?Friday or Saturday at Alchemy on 36th

Eating is necessary for survival, just like sleeping or carving yourself companions out of large pieces of wood. Don't just survive?thrive with this Groupon.

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$30 for $60 worth of dinner and drinks Sunday?Friday
$30 for $60 worth of dinner and drinks on Saturday

Open with indulgences such as the colossal crab mac ?n? cheese with smoked tomato and a white cheddar mornay sauce ($13). Entrees include a chili-rubbed pork tenderloin with a sweet-potato tamale and pecan butter ($23) and the seared honey salmon with a blistered jalape?o crema and hominy ragout ($25). See the full dinner menu.

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$25 for $50 Worth of Breakfast Dishes, Caf? Sandwiches, and Seafood Entrees at 49 West

When dining in public, proper etiquette dictates that you should keep your elbows off the table and your table off the neighboring tables. Mind your manners with this Groupon.

$25 for $50 Worth of Caf? Food

This Groupon is valid for anything on the breakfast, lunch, and dinner menus, such as poached eggs with a choice of bacon or canadian bacon and bread ($7), the pesto tuna-steak sandwich with havarti cheese ($10), and the Atlantic salmon with citrus relish ($17).

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Thai Cuisine for Dinner or Lunch at Lemongrass (Half Off)

Thai food attempts to balance the five fundamental flavors: bitter, sour, sweet, salty, and victory. Score a win for your mouth with this Groupon.

$20 for $40 worth of Thai cuisine at Lunch or Dinner

The menu includes spicy, crispy string-bean appetizers ($8.95) and entrees such as pad thai with tofu ($7.95 at lunch; $10.95 at dinner), cashew chicken ($8.95 at lunch; $11.95 at dinner), and crispy duck ($12.95 at lunch; $15.95 at dinner).

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One- or Two-Night Stay at Tremont Plaza Suites and Grand Historic Venue in Baltimore

Spacious Suites and Fine Dining near the Harbor

While Baltimore?s best-known attractions are Inner Harbor, Camden Yards, and Fort McHenry, the city's quieter, charming side lies in its many historic neighborhoods. Guests staying at The Tremont Plaza Suites and Grand Historic Venue can easily walk to two of them. Mount Vernon, one of the city?s oldest sections, has been a desirable address since the country's first monument to George Washington was built there in 1829. Today, the neighborhood?s elegant 19th-century townhomes share space with the Walters Art Museum and the Lyric opera house. Down on the waterfront, the cobblestone streets of the Fell's Point district?a former sailor's stopover?draw visitors for their fashionable restaurants and lively taverns. While you explore Baltimore?s inviting neighborhoods, stay in sophisticated style at the Tremont Plaza Suites and Grand Historic Venue, an all-suites hotel.

Fodor?s writes that suites' ?tasteful earth-tone guest rooms ? are a favorite of musicians and actors performing at local theaters.? It?s easy to see why?all rooms feature homey comforts, including kitchenettes with refrigerators and microwaves, and guests have access to DirecTV and HBO on flat-panel TVs. In the junior suites, decorations and wall-to-wall carpeting fill up to 450 square feet.

The Tremont Plaza Suites and Grand Historic Venue offers three different restaurants, so guests can enjoy a sit-down steak dinner or grab a gourmet sandwich on the go. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, Tug's Bar and Grille serves regional cuisine, including famous Maryland lump-crab cakes with roasted-corn salsa and red-pepper aioli and shrimp and grits, while the Plaza Deli stuffs nearly 80 sandwiches with Boar's Head meats.

Baltimore: World-Class Museums and Historic Waterfront Neighborhoods

Located just south of downtown Baltimore, the Inner Harbor has become one of the city?s best-known landmarks, a historic seaport that was redeveloped into a tourism district in the mid-20th century. You?ll find several museums here, from the National Aquarium, which houses more than 16,500 sea creatures, to the Historic Ships in Baltimore museum, featuring the 1854-built USS Constellation and the World War II?era USS Torsk submarine. Head up to the Baltimore World Trade Center's 27th-floor observation deck for 360-degree views of the Charm City's skyline, the Inner Harbor, and the Chesapeake Bay. On a heritage walking tour led by the National Park Service, you can learn about Little Italy, Jonestown, and the Flag House and Star-Spangled Banner Museum.

For art lovers, a visit to the Baltimore Museum of Art is a must, since it holds the world?s largest collection of Matisse paintings. And about half a mile from the hotel, you can marvel at an astounding array of Egyptian mummies, Asian jade sculptures, and European Renaissance paintings for free at the [Walters Art Museum] (http://bit.ly/43Wp3P).

Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.

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$44 for a Yiboo Remote-Controlled Helicopter with Built-In Video Camera ($109 List Price). Five Colors Available.

The Deal

$44 for a Yiboo UJ405 mini three-channel 9-inch remote-controlled helicopter with built-in camera ($109 list price)
Available colors: black, blue, green, red, and sand
An additional $5 shipping fee will be charged at checkout.

Click here to view an image of each option.

Yiboo Mini Remote-Controlled Video Helicopter

As it hovers over cubicles, backyards, or an opponent?s Battleship game board, the remote-controlled helicopter captures aerial video and photo footage. Thanks to its built-in gyroscope, the helicam glides through rooms and up staircases as smoothly as a ballerina in a space shuttle. The copter remains airborne for up to nine straight minutes before recharging in about a half-hour via an included USB cable.

Features

Lightweight, portable indoor helicopter
Built-in 0.3-megapixel camera
512 MB of memory store up to 10,000 pictures or one 10- to 15-minute video
Recharges via an included USB cable or a nap atop a photograph of Maui
Built-in gyroscope for stable flights
Charges in 25?35 minutes
Recommended for ages 14 and up
Dimensions: 9?x3?x4?

In the box: one helicopter, one transmitter, one USB cable for photo and video transfer, one USB charger, one tail blade, and one video-camera stand

How to get your goods: by purchasing this Groupon and providing your name and shipping address, your order is complete!

For questions pertaining to this deal, please visit the deal Q&A on this page. For post-purchase inquiries, please contact Groupon customer service.

View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information, including how list price is determined.

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The Groupon Guide to: Stepping in Gum

Goats really love old gum.

12 Months of Online Meal Planning for School Lunches, Dinners, or Both from eMeals (Up to 63% Off)

Much like composing a will, composing a grocery list requires the foresight to know what your kids will want. Outsource an unpleasant task with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$24 for 12 months of online meal planning for school lunches (a $48 value)
$29 for 12 months of online meal planning for dinners (a $58 value)
$39 for 12 months of online meal planning for school lunches and dinners (a $106 value)

Grocery lists customized by household size, food preferences, and favorite stores ease the hassle of cooking daily meals.

eMeals

Endorsed by financial author Dave Ramsey and highlighted on Oprah Winfrey's Life Lift blog, eMeals charts out a week's worth of dollar- and health-savvy dinner recipes to relieve the burden of kitchen-related stress. Each week, organized grocery lists?customized by family size, dietary desires, and store preferences?showcase flavorful culinary creations for discerning palates. Plans developed by working parents capitalize on sale items at stores such as Walmart and Kroger, and an "any store" list can be used to navigate the aisles of other favored grocers. Family meal plans serve seven meals for three?six people, whereas plans for two are tailored to singles, couples, or a pair of sock puppets on a date atop a chest of drawers. Lunch plans help add creativity to lackluster midday meals, providing working adults and parents of tiny diners with five nutritionally-balanced meal options every week.

Special vegetarian, gluten-free, low-carb, low-fat, and portion-controlled meal-plan options aid nongeneric eaters in assembling targets for their teeth and fitness regimens. The Walmart family plan supplies culinary sustenance to families of three?six for an average weekly cost of $75?$85 and takes advantage of the store's regularly discounted prices. A duo can fill a Publix cart for $50?$60 a week, including side dishes.

Born of founder Jane DeLaney's desire to feed her family stress-free dinners provisioned from an organized list without coupons, eMeals allows shoppers to spend more time at the table and less time wandering about the grocery store uttering monophonic tenth-century chants in dismay.

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The Groupon Guide to: Stepping in Gum

Goats really love old gum.

$50 for a Three-Month Storage-Unit Rental with a 24-Hour Moving-Truck Rental from Mini U Storage ($600 Value)

$50 for a Three-Month Storage-Unit Rental with a 24-Hour Moving-Truck Rental ($600 Value)

Customers use the moving truck?available in select areas?to stow away belongings in secure, private units of up to 10?x15?. A $25 administration fee is not included with this Groupon.

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The Groupon Guide to: Stepping in Gum

Goats really love old gum.

$29 for a World's Best Bra Three-Pack ($60 List Price). Free Shipping. Multiple Sizes and Colors Available.

The Deal

$29 for a World's Best Bra three-pack in black/nude/white ($60 list price)
$29 for a World's Best Bra three-pack in lavender/pink/turquoise ($60 list price)
Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, or 3XL
Free shipping

See here for a sizing chart.
Click here to view an image of each available color.

World's Best Bra Three-Pack

These seamless, one-piece bras contour to every curve thanks to their snug, Italian loom construction and four-way stretch support. The wire- and hook-free undergarments help eliminate unsightly bulges, and their wide straps won't slip off or twist. Each bra slips on like a typical T-shirt or druid shroud, making it comfortable enough to snooze in and durable enough to double as a sports bra.

Features

Seamless, one-piece bras
No wires or hooks
Smooth coverage helps eliminate unsightly bulges
Wide straps stay in place, no matter how many times you do the macarena
Slips on like a T-shirt
Can double as a sports bra
Comfortable, all-day wear
Machine washable

How to get your goods: by purchasing this Groupon and providing your name and shipping address, your order is complete!

For questions pertaining to this deal, please visit the deal Q&A on this page. For post-purchase inquiries, please contact Groupon customer service.

View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information, including how list price is determined.

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$59 for a ProSonic Face and Body Cleansing and Exfoliation Anti-Aging Brush Set ($204 List Price). Free Shipping.

The Deal

$59 for a ProSonic face and body professional cleansing and exfoliation anti-aging brush set ($204 list price). Each facial-cleansing set includes the following:

One wand with universal charger
One brush head for sensitive skin
One brush head for normal skin
One brush head for all-over body cleansing
1-ounce botanical cleanser
1-ounce skin-polish microdermabrasion cream

Free shipping

ProSonic Face and Body Professional Cleansing and Exfoliation Anti-Aging Brush Set

The cleansing system by ProSonic gently cleanses skin with a rechargeable and waterproof cleansing wand that's safe for use in the shower. Four speed options oscillate the device's brushes to rid fa?ades of dead skin cells, makeup, and oil and to reduce the appearance of fine lines, dry skin, and blemishes. The included botanical cleanser and cream shrink pores and tighten skin to leave faces as shiny and youthful as a freshly hatched penny.

Features

Waterproof and rechargeable cleansing wand
Four speed options
Removes makeup and dead skin
Simultaneously cleans and exfoliates
Gentle enough to use twice daily
Helps reduce the appearance of wrinkles, fine lines, pores, and clown paint
Helps remove blackheads
Designed for all ages and skin types

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$59 for $135 Worth of Customized Letter Art from Frame The Alphabet (Up to 56% Off)

The alphabet was originally invented so that babies wouldn't realize they'd been tricked into thinking a few crummy wooden blocks were toys. However, it can also be used to string letters into words, as this Groupon proves.

$59 for $135 Worth of Customized Letter Art

All pictures are printed in black-and-white or sepia tone, including framed name pictures, wooden gallery-block pictures, and signature boards. The standard and deluxe framed names can accommodate up to 11 characters in the word or name while the gallery-block and signature boards can only hold up to nine letters.

With each shipped order, Frame The Alphabet will include a $75 gift certificate for a future purchase.

Frame The Alphabet

When photographed just right, the bend of a wrought-iron beam or the curve of a stalk of wheat can look just like a letter of the alphabet. This creative observation captured the attention of photographer Crystal Copeland??a graduate of the New York Institute of Photography??who became inspired to seek out more outdoor features that could double as letters. With the help of her business-savvy husband, Lee, Copeland strung these letters into words and began selling them at an online store?Frame The Alphabet.

The site's interactive letter bank houses a vast collection of Crystal's photos, which can be used to spell out names and words. You may wish to work in visual thematics, crafting names entirely out of sports images for the family athlete or creating an ironic counterpoint to words such as nature with images of city signs, industrial faucets, and spinning cogs. The selected word is then encased within a brown or black 39.5"x15.5" frame made from real pinewood or printed onto a single, wooden gallery block, which comes ready to hang. The signature-board option further customizes the piece with a blank matte board and an 8"x10" space where you can insert a personal picture.

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Three-Hour Sailing Lesson for One, Two, or Four from J World Annapolis (Up to 65% Off)

Red sky at night is a sailor's delight, but red sky at morning means the ship's been steered inside a volcano. Ride life's waves with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$95 for a three-hour group sailing lesson for one (a $250 value)
$175 for a three-hour group sailing lesson for two (a $500 value)
$275 for a three-hour group sailing lesson for four (a $750 value)

Aboard a 26-foot J/80 keelboat, an experienced coach spends three hours introducing up to four students to new sailing skills, from fundamentals to more advanced racing techniques.

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Six-Week Dance Course for One or Two Children at Baltimore Salsa Dance Company (Up to 77% Off)

Moving one's body to the rhythm of music is a natural human instinct, just like running from the sound of lightning or inventing a telephone. Dial up new moves with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$19 for a six-week progressive dance course for one child (a $76 value)
$35 for a six-week progressive dance course for two children (a $152 value)

Children aged 5?15 can choose from ballet, Latin mix, or Zumba classes. Classes are divided by age, with groups for kids aged 5?10 and 11?15. Students can begin the six-week course the weeks of September 17, October 8, October 29, and November 17th.

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$14 for a Sonic Pulse Travel Toothbrush in Black or White ($29 List Price)

The Deal

$14 for a Sonic Pulse travel toothbrush (XVR-7020) ($29 list price)

An additional $3 shipping fee will be charged at checkout.

Sonic Pulse Travel Toothbrush

Every minute, the Sonic Pulse?s bristles buff teeth with up to 28,000 strokes?the same speed at which a pilot fish cleans a whale?s mouth. The gadget?s two brushing modes work in tandem: a standard mode polishes ivories and a high-powered mode blasts away plaque. Built-in timers alert users to focus on a different part of the mouth every 30 seconds and to stop brushing at the 2-minute mark. Designed with mobility in mind, this travel brush is lightweight with a slim handle, and it charges with a single AAA battery.

Features

Slim, lightweight electric toothbrush is ideal for travel
Rapid brushstrokes help combat plaque along the gum line, between teeth, and within your darkest desires
Up to 28,000 strokes per minute
Two cleaning modes: normal and high
Timer alerts every 30 seconds and at 2 minutes
Waterproof
Battery operated (1 AAA battery, not included)

How to get your goods: by purchasing this Groupon and providing your name and shipping address, your order is complete!

For questions pertaining to this deal, please visit the deal Q&A on this page. For post-purchase inquiries, please contact Groupon customer service.

View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information, including how list price is determined.

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$25 for Ethos Skin-Brightening Formula ($120 List Price). Free Shipping.

The Deal

$25 for Ethos Bright Skin Brightening and Lightening Formula ($120 list price)
Free shipping

Ethos Bright Skin Brightening and Lightening Formula

This hydrating and tone-balancing skin elixir unceremoniously ousts hyperpigmentation from its mottled throne. Ethos?s formula combines lighteners, melanin inhibitors, and exfoliating agents to help reduce the appearance of age spots and fine lines, fostering youthful-looking skin that knows all the modern slang terms. Additional brightening ingredients work to forge a more even, luminous complexion.

Features

Formula helps balance and lighten your skin tone
Hydrates and moisturizes
Works to reduce hyperpigmentation caused by aging and losing at paintball
Combination of lighteners, melanin inhibitors, and mild exfoliating agents
Brightening ingredients designed for a more even and luminous complexion
May reduce the appearance of fine lines
1.7-ounce supply

How to get your goods: by purchasing this Groupon and providing your name and shipping address, your order is complete!

For questions pertaining to this deal, please visit the deal Q&A on this page. For post-purchase inquiries, please contact Groupon customer service.

View the Groupon Goods FAQ for additional information, including how list price is determined.

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10 or 20 Classes of Hot Power Yoga at Utkatasana Yoga (Up to 84% Off)

Yoga is unique in that it is the only medieval physical-fitness art that does not involve firing crossbows at a grendel. Bend and stretch sans monsters with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$29 for 10 classes of hot power yoga (a $140 value)
$45 for 20 classes of hot power yoga (a $280 value)

Utkatasana Yoga recommends arriving at least 10 minutes early to class, and students arriving late will not be admitted.

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Haircut with Optional Highlights, or a Keratin Smoothing Treatment from Haley at HiLites Hair Salon (Up to 67% Off)

Hair requires regular upkeep to stay straight and shiny, much like the broadsword your cousin uses to open beer bottle after beer bottle. Get a mighty cut with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$19 for a shampoo, a haircut, and a blow-dry style (a $50 value)
$49 for a shampoo, a haircut, full highlights, and a blow-dry style (a $150 value)
$99 for a keratin smoothing treatment (a $300 value)

Some?hair-straightening?products?that claim to be formaldehyde-free?include?aldehyde compounds,?which are similar to the carcinogen formaldehyde.?Side effects?may?include?nosebleeds,?headaches,?vomiting, and respiratory problems, among others. Learn more about the health risks?here."

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$19 for $60 Worth of Digital Conversion Services of VHS, Photos, Film Reels, and More from YesVideo

Old videos can be a great way to reminisce or to prove that you did not actually set fire to the toolshed during your grandparents' 50th anniversary. Look back on your innocence with this Groupon.

$19 for $60 Worth of Digital Conversion of VHS Tapes, Photos, Film Reels, and More

Services include conversion of videotapes into DVDs ($57.97 for three two-hour tapes) and conversion of 3-inch reels into DVD ($54.00 for six reels). The staff can also transfer photos, slides, and negatives onto a DVD ($59.78 for 122 photos).

The digitalization process begins on YesVideo's website, where customers select the formats of the videotapes, movie reels, or photos they want to submit. Customers can also submit photo albums, digital photos stored on flash drives, or slides and negatives. After completing their order, customers can ship items at their own cost or order a shipping kit. YesVideo then converts the materials into both personalized DVDs and private online content and ships them back to customers via UPS. Personalized DVDs can feature chapter breaks in video, custom soundtracks, and highlight reels created from the footage. Materials can also be viewed through a private online account that allows customers to post their materials to social-media sites or transfer them to their smartphones.

YesVideo

Old movies are full of treasured memories, and in some cases, literal treasure. When 90-year old Evelyn Weiner sent in her 16-millimeter film canister to YesVideo for digital conversion, a staff member discovered $3,100 in cash in the canister. The company quickly alerted Ms. Weiner of the bounty, which her late husband had stored away and forgotten. While YesVideo cannot promise such a dramatic financial return on investments, technicians unearth and modernize priceless memories through mail-in conversion services. Films and images receive a digitized update as the team transforms VHS, beta tapes, slides, and film reels. Personalized DVDs with convenient chapter divisions last longer than VHS tapes and make it OK to finally feed the VCR peanut butter. Online galleries of the content can be shared through Facebook, Twitter, and other social-media sites.

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Lunch or Dinner with Beers for Two or Four at Hop Heads Ale House (Up to 57% Off)

Pubs are places where you are free to loosen your necktie, roll up your shirtsleeves, and finally see what "sports" are all about. Kick back with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$15 for lunch or dinner for two (a $33.90 value)
$29 for lunch or dinner for four (a $67.80 value)

Each guest receives two drinks (up to a $4 value each) and a burger, sandwich, or wrap (up to an $8.95 value each). The menu boasts options such as the BLT, the buffalo-chicken wrap, and the 8-ounce Angus burger. Drinks include domestic bottles, imports, and beers from craft breweries such as Magic Hat and Sierra Nevada.

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The Groupon Guide to: Orthodontics

TEASER: Which things in my mouth can I swap with friends?

Classic Pedicure, Shellac Manicure, or Classic Mani-Pedi at The Foot Spa (Up to 51% Off)

Pedicures are the perfect reward for feet, which get us through our daily routine of walking up stairs, running to catch trains, and kicking down doors. Say thank you with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$17 for a classic pedicure (a $35 value)
$17 for a Shellac manicure (a $35 value)
$25 for a classic mani-pedi (a $50 value)

During the classic pedicure, guests soak their toes in a warm bath before nail techs massage toes. The Shellac manicure coats fingernails in a gel polish that stays chip free for up to two weeks. The mani-pedi tackles both hands and feet with fragrant lotions, mini massages, and nail polish.

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The Groupon Guide to: Orthodontics

TEASER: Which things in my mouth can I swap with friends?

$31 for a Haunted-Forest Visit with Entry to Three Attractions and a Line-Jump Pass at Field of Screams ($63 Value)

A haunted house is born from a past tragedy, be it a grisly murder, a mysterious disappearance, or a long-forgotten bologna sandwich buried beneath the floorboards. Sign on for a spooky tour of an eerily cursed residence with this Groupon.

$31 for a Screams Value Pack ($63 Value)

Entry to three attractions, including Trail of Terror, Lusion Manor, and Hades?s Hayride
Fast pass for express entry to each attraction
Tasty Concessions Pass, valid for $3 toward food and drinks

Tread lightly across the unexorcised grounds of the haunted Trail of Terror, where legends of murder, werewolves, and tax-evading butlers linger ominously behind veils of darkened forestry. The haunted halls of Lusion Manor take guests through 15 rooms brimming with jolt-inducing sights, and the haunted Hades' Hayride utilizes the unsuspecting paths of a cornfield to induce shrieks and soul-rattling cravings for popcorn.

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The Groupon Guide to: Orthodontics

TEASER: Which things in my mouth can I swap with friends?

$29 for a Three-Hour Weight-Loss Hypnosis Class for Two at Living Lite Hypnosis Centers ($290 Value)

$29 for a Three-Hour Weight-Loss Hypnosis Class for Two with Stress-Reduction CD ($290 Value)

During three-hour classes, instructors utilize hypnotherapy to inspire healthier diet and fitness habits. Their program aims to acclimate students to the hypnosis process and instill long-lasting guidelines for students' physical and mental wellness.

A complimentary stress-reduction CD dispenses tips for maintaining serenity.

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The Groupon Guide to: Orthodontics

TEASER: Which things in my mouth can I swap with friends?

Humorous T-Shirts from BustedTees.com (Up to 52% Off). Two Options Available.

A T-shirt can help people discover what they have in common, be it a political affiliation or a skeleton that glows in the dark. Come together with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$15 for $30 worth of T-shirts
$29 for $60 worth of T-shirts

Artists create humorous designs for T-shirts, including Reunite Pangea, an ode to majestic sea creatures with Narwhal Unicorn of the Sea, and an athletic wizard playing Fantasy Football. This deal is good for $15 or $20 T-shirts only.

BustedTees.com

Originally founded by the CollegeHumor.com team, the artists behind BustedTees.com collaborate with comedians and well-known brands?such as Conan O?Brien and Funny or Die?to develop humorous clothing designs. Screenprinted on T-shirts, hooded sweatshirts, or tank tops, these designs are part of a growing collection that expands each week. In addition to developing images for tops, BustedTees.com?s artists also apply their creativity to novelty products, from iPhone cases shaped like Nintendo controllers to mustache-shaped cookie cutters, which, like real mustaches, should only be cleaned in a dishwasher.

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The Groupon Guide to: Orthodontics

TEASER: Which things in my mouth can I swap with friends?

Three-Hour Digital-Camera Workshop for One or Two at DSLR Workshops by Okello Dunkley (Up to 52% Off)

Photographs capture memorable images, such as a child's heartwarming smile or an adult's heartwarming, contorted expression of anguish. Make a moment last forever with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$44 for a three-hour beginners? DSLR workshop for one (an $89 value)
$85 for the above workshop for two (a $178 value)

Click here to view the schedule of upcoming classes.

During the Take Your Camera Off Program Mode! workshop, students learn how to use their DSLRs in manual mode. The course covers basic image composition as well as manipulation of aperture, ISO, shutter speed, and other variables. Students can bring their lenses, memory card, and a charged battery, or they can borrow a Nikon or Canon to play around with during the hands-on class.

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The Groupon Guide to: Putting Lava on Stuff

What can't lava do?!

5 or 10 Two-Hour Bounce-House Visits to That Bounce Place in Reisterstown (Up to 72% Off)

Bounce houses provide an environmentally friendly way to burn youthful energy, unlike coal-powered swing sets. Encourage eco-conscious exuberance with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$15 for 5 two-hour bounce passes (up to a $44.75 value)
$25 for 10 two-hour bounce passes (up to a $89.50 value)

That Bounce Place

That Bounce Place enthralls energetic lads and lasses with more than 13,000 square feet of space brimming with bouncy attractions and abundant games and activities. Feet shielded by mandatory socks launch into the air on bouncers, obstacle courses challenge puzzle-solving capacities, and a massive inflatable slide challenges Olympic luge records. A big-screen television broadcasts favorite shows, an air-hockey table officiates competitions with puck-smacking peers, and complimentary WiFi enables guardians to relax while their children play. An exclusive toddler arena opens the gates to its age-appropriate toys only for those who know the secret abridged version of the ABCs. That Bounce Place's party packages simplify birthday planning with perks such as time in a private room, party supplies, and pizza.

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One or Two Vaser Lipo Body-Contouring Treatments at Creative Cosmetic Surgery (63% Off)

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$1,499 for one Vaser Lipo body-contouring treatment (a $4,000 value)
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Performed under local anesthesia, Vaser Lipo, sometimes called the Charm City Body Makeover, is a minimally invasive body-contouring treatment that targets fat cells on a selected area. During appointments, which can last up to 2.5 hours, a special saline solution is injected into targeted areas to shrink blood vessels and make fat cells easier to remove. The doctor then makes tiny incisions in the skin, through which he inserts small probes that emit ultrasonic energy and search for UFOs. After the energy shakes the fat cells loose, a gentle suction device ousts them. Visible results begin to appear a few days later, with full results seen in about six months.

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Children's Apparel and Accessories from Kersnickety Clothing

Your children are growing up?fast,?and sometimes it's hard to keep up with their need for new clothing! Lucky for you, today's offer from Kersnickety Clothing makes it easy and enjoyable to dress your rapidly growing kiddos.

Kersnickety's?styles are affordable and?so?adorable. Choose from a wide variety of clothing and accessory designs for boys and girls. They've got everything from casual to formal clothing, as well as beachwear, belts, bows, bags, and shoes! Grab today's offer and fill your kids' closets with new pieces that are perfect for summer and fall.

$10 for your First Month of a Wonder Box Subscription - a $20 Value

As moms we all know the pain of the "I'm bored" blues, but who has time to run around finding creative projects and shopping for supplies? Education.com comes to the rescue with Wonder Box ? a cute box delivered right to your door and filled with everything you need to complete three fun (and educational) activities with your 3-6 year old. With Wonder Box, you can kiss boredom good-bye for good!

Today's offer gives you half off the first month of a Wonder Box subscription.?Each month brings a new theme, and new activities. Each box sparks creativity and discovery and turns every mom into Super Mom.

Two Bedroom Suite, Complimentary Breakfast & WiFi at Forest Suites Resort in South Lake Tahoe

Summer is making its annual exit and Mother Nature is turning a little brisk. As the leaves convert to golden shades of yellow and amber, it's never too soon to start planning a fall or winter escape. Snowflakes and slopes will be in your near future when you shovel up today's offer.

Forest Suites Resort is the perfect family destination in South Lake Tahoe! Whether you retreat to the refreshing autumn air or chill out in the winter snow, Forest Suites Resort is ideal in all seasons! Tucked?in Heavenly Village, it's walking distance to the Heavenly Gondola so you can rise and shine, gobble up the complimentary breakfast, buckle up your boots, and shred some major snow. It's also accesible to the casinos, so anyone less interested in the slopes can still play all day. Then when everyone gets back to your two bedroom suite, you can make something hearty and warm for dinner in your very own kitchen. Turn on some tunes or a flick on your laptop with the resort's free WiFi and settle in for a cozy, restful night so you can wake up and do it all over again (or sneak away to the luxurious, relaxing pool and spa for some personal R&R time)!

When you get this offer, you don?t have to decide yet when to go. Just purchase a voucher then call the hotel directly at 800-822-5950 to make a reservation for your desired travel dates. Reservations are subject to availability and early booking is encouraged.?

$25 for $50 Worth of Stationery, Cards, Favors, and More from Sugar Tree Press

It's a real treat to pick up the mail and find an elegant envelope among the same old gas bills and circulars. It's finally that time of year when the mail is fun and festive!

Sugar Tree Press offers their stunning stationery, cards, favors, and more to help you create truly memorable notes.?Their designs are so cute and affordable and a perfect way to document special life milestones!

$25 for $40 Worth of Personalized Gifts Celebrating Parenting and Much More from MiteTees

Wear your personality on your sleeve - literally - with today's adorable offer from MiteTees.

This customizable apparel line for babies, their older siblings, and moms-to-be are a unique, creative way to celebrate family. Much more than monogramming, MiteTees adds another dimension to personalized gift-giving by offering playful, smart designs, such as those in their witty Production Series line. Choose from a number of different, fun, functional styles - and know that no matter what you choose, the clothes, which are made of 100% cotton, are comfortable against even the most sensitive of skins.?

Give a MiteTee at a baby shower and you will be sure to win the unofficial title of Friend Who Bought the Most Awesome Present Ever!

$39 for a Teeth Whitening Kit from Smile Science - a $299 Value

Turn that frown upside down! With todays' offer from Smile Sciences, you'll be grinning from ear-to-ear.

Their at-home teeth whitening kit has been featured on The Doctors, so you know it's the real deal. Whiten your teeth in the comfort of your own home without having to worry about making a dental appointment. Custom fit your trays, follow the kit?s easy directions, and smile up to 10 shades whiter!

The Teeth Whitening Kit also includes the LED light for faster results and a complimentary whitening pen to maintain your new smile. You'll never stress about saying 'Cheese' again!

$35 for $65 Toward Adorable Diaper Bags from Sundae Sky

Get your bags organized in a snap while ramping up a stylish look that screams "Beautiful!" rather than "Blah" with today's offer from Sundae Sky.?

When was the last time you nearly dove into your diaper bag to find that elusive pacifier while your child fussed? Keep all your mom-necessities easily accessible with today's. These handbags mean you can show off your fashion sense while keeping everything under control.

$39 for 500 Photo Scan Package from DittoBee Photo Scanning - a $99 Value

Family memories are kept alive through photos, but at some point they will fail the test of time. Ensure that your most cherished images last forever by having them digitized. DittoBee Photo Scanning treats your photos like their own and ensures high-quality service.

A highly trained and fully qualified scanning technician will apply the exclusive DittoBee White Glove treatment to scan up to 500 of your precious photos. This scanning service accommodates original photo sizes ranging from 3-inches by 3-inches to 5-inches by 7-inches. All scanning is realized in a state-of-the-art climate controlled facility located in Miami, Florida. Likewise, you may also select between a high-quality storage CD or DVD containing your digitized imagery that will be sent to you, accompanied by your original photographs.

$15 for $30 Toward $75 or More Purchase of Fun Toys from LittleTikes.com

Play time is one of the greatest things about being a kid. You'll wish you were still a kid yourself when you see how much fun your tiny tot is having with their new toy from LittleTikes.com.

LittleTikes.com knows toys. Your child's face will light up when they see their new Lightning McQueen bed or TikeStix Clubhouse or Playhouse. The site categorizes toys by ages and gender so you are sure to find something perfect for upcoming birthday parties, holidays, or just for fun!?

With today's offer, you'll spend $15 for $30 toward $75 or more purchase from LittleTikes.com. There's just over 100 days until Christmas!

$15 for $30 or $30 for $60 online kimprintsdesigns.com

You?re always on the look out for that perfect gift with a ?wow? factor for baby showers, birthdays, teacher appreciation, furniture, graduation, baptism, and all the milestones that make life fun. ?

Check out kimPrints: they have something wonderful for everyone on your list. Personalized items, plates, and stationery for babies, kids, teachers, corporate, hostesses, holidays, and more! They have something for everyone in your family!

$60 for $120 Toward a Radio Flyer Build-A-Wagon

Nothing transports you back to happy childhood memories like a classic red Radio Flyer wagon. ?Whether you remember rolling around the neighborhood with your mom or dad, towing your favorite toy or parading your puppy to the park, Radio Flyer is the quintessential kid?s toy.

Share the timeless magic and fun of Radio Flyer with your kids and let their imaginations take flight.? With today?s offer, you?ll get $120 to start building your own wagon.? With more than 150 combinations, you can create the perfect ride for your little adventurers.

$20 - Save up to 50% off Restaurant Bill 10 times

DineTonite.com provides food lovers access to unlimited savings at their city's best restaurants. We make your dining experiences more enjoyable and more affordable by partnering with some of the best dining establishments and eliminating the hassle and embarrassment of codes, coupons and vouchers. What you get for $20 You get $50 credited to an account made for you on the DineTonite.com system. This $50 credit gives you the ability to book 10 restaurants at your leisure and receive up to 50% off the entire bill at each restaurant. There are no expiration dates for reserving at your favorite restaurants. Here?s how it works: - You purchase this voucher (this will serve as your official receipt). - Within 48 hours DineTonite.com will send you an email letting you know that your account has been established with the $50 credit (allowing you to make 10 separate reservations), and you can now begin to make your reservations. - You book your reservation directly through the DineTonite.com website. - Use your credits to enjoy memorable meals with family and friends, while discreetly saving up to 50% off your entire check. - Your savings are applied to your check at meal's end - no codes, no coupons, no hassles whatsoever. Guaranteed! Create lasting memories and repeat again!

$33 for the Auto Care Special Maintenance Package

Cars can get extremely hot in the summer, especially if the windows are rolled up, the air conditioner is broken, and the car engine is covered from oil because you forgot to put the oil cap back on. Revive your car for winters use with today's deal: For $33, get the Auto Care Special Maintenance Package ($200 value!) Includes: ? Three Oil Changes ? Two Additional Oil Changes at 1/2 Off ? Two Tire Rotations ? Engine Light Diagnostic ? Air Conditioning Diagnostic ? Brake Adjustment/Inspection ? Extra Discounts on Service & Repair Reviews "Life is good when you have people you can trust to do good work and treat you fairly. Honest & dependable, that?s what Auto Care Special is to us! They have taken great care of our cars for years. When I hear friends talk about their car troubles, I always recommend Auto Care Special with confidence." - Pat & Doug "We come to Auto Care Special for the honest, dependable and timely service they provide. We have been using Auto Care Special for years to save hundreds on our service and repairs and plan to continue far into the future!" - John & Kathy

$99 for 2 Spider-Vein Treatments (reg. $500)

We all have times where we feel less than beautiful. Sure, a trip to the salon may heighten your spirits, but there are times when you simply need something more ? especially if you are fighting unsightly spider-veins. Drop the insecurity and let Skin Secrets Medical Spa start to help you feel your best! The professionals at Skin Secrets Medical Spa are fully trained to give you the in depth treatment that you need and deserve. They offer a wide variety of services that will help revitalize you from head to toe and their experienced staff is committed to nothing short of excellence. As proud members of the professional beauty industry, Skin Secrets Medical Spa continually looks for ways to better our skills and learn new techniques. Take a trip to your place of inner harmony near the Inner Harbor! For a limited time you can receive two Spider-Vein Treatments for legs or face for only $99 (a $500 value)! Purchase Your Best Deal today and put Your Best Face forward for the world to see!

Get the Smile You Always Wanted

Top Rated Orthodontics for Children, Teens & Adults In Baltimore Metropolitan Area Welcome to Cramer and Noorani Orthodontics, practitioners with established practices in Baltimore Metropolitan area and Baltimore Magazine's Best Of Baltimore Winner. Cramer and Noorani have offices in Glen Burnie, White Marsh, and Bel Air, Maryland to provide you with the highest quality orthodontic care in a friendly comfortable environment. We utilize the latest technological advances in the industry, along with the latest in computer technology to ensure that you receive the most effective care possible. Locations Bel Air Office 4-A North Ave, Suite 208 Bel Air, MD 21014 (410) 879-1180 White Marsh Office 8114 Sandpiper Circle, Suite 207, White Marsh, MD 21236 (410) 931-3350 Glen Burnie Office 804 Landmark Drive, Suite 126 Glen Burnie, MD 21061 (410) 761-9180

Pole Dance is the new feminine approach to fitness

Start Your Journey to a New You. ...Pole dancing is the most fun you'll ever have while exercising! Students enjoy muscular strength and endurance, cardiovascular, and flexbility benefits...not to mention increased self-confidence! Never before has fun and fitness been brought together so seamlessly! Release your inner diva A Pole New You is the Frederick area's original source for pole dancing fitness, which is sweeping the nation as the most revolutionary workout for women today. As seen on Oprah, A Current Affair, The View, 60 Minutes, 20/20, ABC News, and Fox News, just to name a few, pole dancing for everyday women is growing in popularity. Combine the grace of a ballerina and the strength and acrobatic abilities of a gymnast, and you've got the right idea. Give your inner diva a turn at the pole! It's all about you Every woman deserves to take time for herself. We offer opportunities for everyday women who have gotten lost in the hustle and bustle of everyday life to get back in touch with themselves, have fu

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Baltimore daily deals for Sept. 16 ? Baltimore on the Cheap

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$19 for $60 Worth of Digital Conversion of VHS Tapes, Photos, Film Reels, and More

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